Reasons Why I hate Derek Jeter and/or his fans. 1. The biggest reason why I hate him is cause he's a Yankee. I don't give a rat's ass how nice and down to earth people say he is. As soon as you become a member of the Yankees you automatically suck.
2. He's ugly, plain and simple. I don't understand why all these chicks love him. He's gross. He's disgustingly skinny. He has really bad hair, not to mention that fact that he looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid on crack. Want proof? Can someone please explain to me what is so good looking about him? Look at that forehead! The cheeks! The pointy ass chin! I don't know how I'm managing to even look at this pic right now. Ugh!
I'm not the only one that thinks Jeter is Ugly 3. Jeter makes a routine play and the announcers [the FOX ones] piss all over themselves, when Nomar can do it in his sleep. Nomar makes an error and they're on his ass about it.
4. Jeter should have never started the 2000 All-Star game. The only reason why he got to start [besides A-Rod being injured] was because Torre is his manager so obviously he's gonna have Jeter start. According to Torre, Nomar got to start last year so it was Jeter's turn. Well, no shit! Obviously Nomar got voted by the fans to start the year before. So who the hell else was going to? Plus at the All-Star break Nomar had way better numbers than Jeter. At the break Nomar was batting .389, with 12 homers and 55 RBIs. Jeter's numbers were .322, 9 homers and 37 RBIs.
5. It gets on my nerves when people say Jeter is better than Nomar and they only thing they can back it up with is "Well, Jeter has 4 rings." Nomar is doing better than Jeter in carrer average, doubles, homers, RBIs, less strikeouts, slugging percentage and less errors.
6. The only argument that Jeter fans have is "Jeter has four rings, and Nomar has none." Unless Jeter caught, pitched, played first, second, third, short, left, right and center at the same time he didn't win those rings by himself. So cut the shit with the rings, cause he didn't do it by himself.
7. The only reason he gets half the attention that he does is cause he's a damn Yankee. If he were a Milwalkee Brewer or a Pittsburgh Pirate do you really think there would be such a big fuss over him? Do you think those teams would be the next World Series Champions? Do you think Mariah [I still think she's on drugs for even being near that troll] would have dated him? I don't think so! |
