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"I asked sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire." -Jerry Lawler
"I'm gonna stick your head so far up your ass your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!" - The Rock
"You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!" -Val Venis
"Take her g-string, pull it up over her head and poke her in the eyes."~Test to Trish before her match against Lita
"I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beautiful!" -Edge
"Hardy Boys, Boyz with a Z. Is that Z supposed to scare us or something?"-Christian
"Children love me, dammit!" ~ Kurt Angle
"Yeah cake rocks the body that rocks the party." Christian
"He's the game all right."- Edge
"Yeah if the game is pin the tail on the two faced reekazoid." -Christian
"I am the Parchissi" -Christian making fun off HHH
"Who is his manager? Milton Bradley." -Edge about HHH
"I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?" ~ Kurt Angle
"We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run ins'" - Edge
"Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough" - Kurt Angle
"You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking" -Kurt Angle to Essa Rios
(To The Tune Of Happy Birthday) "Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!"
"Steve, it's OK. I know he [Angle] is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!" - Vince McMahon
"Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is Extreme!" - Kurt Angle
Christian: "So are you in?"
Angle: "Six man elimination table match with Booker T and The Dudleyz? You bet your sweet asses I'm in!"
Edge: "Did he just say sweet asses?"
"This Stuff [Beer] Is Tasty, When Did They Start Making It?" - Kurt Angle to The APA
Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: "I always say, 'Once is not enough'."
Rob Van Dam: "Yeah, I heard that about you."
"If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 olympic games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam." Kurt Angle
"I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count." Kurt Angle
"If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert." Jerry Lawler
"Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo." - Jerry Lawler
"The Rock says, they didn't keep you (Triple H) at the bottom of the barrel just because you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends in Madison Square Garden,no. The Rock says, they kept you at the bottom of the barrel because you absolutely suck."
"Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise." Vince McMahon
Undertaker, if that is your real name... -Kurt Angle
"You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!" -Val Venis |
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"Dude, you were so totally born today!" -Christian on Edge's B-Day
"God, this is Billy. I just won the King of the Ring, but everyone still hates me because I absolutely suck!" -The Rock
"What you see is what you get, but what you don't see is even better." -Evan Karagais
"Everyone goes down for the 3Count." -3 Count
"Soda Rules!" -Edge + Christian
"We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness." -Edge
"This so totally scrapes the bowels of sucktitude." -Christian
"Summerslam is going to be so totally chairilicious." -Christian
"I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free." -Edge
"Feast your eyes on the severe massivity of our tag partner." -Edge
"Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the bible." -Jerry Lawler
"Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway,so the choice is yours jabroni." -The Rock
"You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!" -Shane McMahon
"Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass di-rectly into the Smackdown Hotel!" -The Rock
"Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup." -J.R.
"And ladies my bazooka is locked, cocked and ready to unload." -Triple H
"Don't take this ass-whippin' personally." -A.P.A T-shirt
"Kurt Angle, you think you're really special because you've cashed in on the services of one Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, a two dollar no, a fifty cent no, buy two get one free does any one have change for a nickel skank ass slut?" -The Rock
"Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful." -Triple H to Rock after he said one of his catchphrases which caused a huge
pop.
"If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time." -Vince McMahon talking about DX going to jail
"It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump." - Jerry "the King" Lawler
"Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!" - Lawler after seeing the hos swarm over an injured Godfather
"McMahon 3:16 says I just pissed my pants!" - Austin
"I brought you some female entertainment, and I think you know what I mean. She does a trick with a dog that you won't believe... Vince McMahon, say hello to Yurprl!"
- Mankind introducing a hospitalized Vince to his clown buddy
Edge: "Y2J", how did it feel to have your face have the crap totally slapped out of it by Stephanie McMahon-Helmsly?
Christian: Yeah Chris, you really have to admit that was totally slaptastic.
Ivory: Jerry, you are a pervert.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, and your point is?
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
-Jerry Lawler
I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel. -Edge
Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler. -Mick Foley to Shawn Michaels
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