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He oozes sex appeal from every pore in his body. You
You comfort me better than any
chair, bed, room, or house---
You amaze me more than any
facts, stories, truths, or lies---
You enhance me more than any
drug, drink, pill, or powder---
You predict me better than any
parent, coach, counselor, or teacher---
You season me better than any
salt, pepper, winter, or summer---
You entertain me more than any
movie, show, song, or competition---
You control me better than any
school, job, jail, or prison---
You love me more than any
person, God, business, or existance---
In my existance..............
Believe............I do
In our existance.............
I live...........for you.
by Jeff Hardy Full name: Jeffrey Nero Hardy
DOB: August 31st, 1977
Hometown: Cameron, North Carolina
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 212 lbs.
Hair color: Originally dark brown, but he dies it crazy colors all the time.
Eye color: Green
Finisher: Swanton Bomb
Why he's hot: Although he is not my favorite Hardy Boy he is still sexy as all hell. There is only one man that can pull off rainbow or purple hair, painted nails and thigh highs on his arms with holes cut in them and that man is Jeff Hardy. He has green eyes which is a big plus, he has very nice lips and a body that all I can say about it is "Break me off a piece of that!" Jeff also has the southern accent going and he writes awesome poetry.
Why ccouldn't the senior boys at my school look like this? It should be illegal to be that sexy! |
